In this guide I’ll describe how to get all the achievements.
Welcome
Welcome to my achievement guide for Princess Farmer.
This is a lovely puzzle game with no missable achievements. You’ll have to replay some chapters for the achievements and there are some grindy achievements.
Story related achievements
The following achievements are story related and can’t be missed:
Welcome to the Valley!
Complete Episode 1
Who was that mysterious bunny?
Complete Episode 2
Moooooo!
Complete Episode 3
Snailbot next?
Complete Episode 4
Oh pants!
Complete Episode 5
My precious babies!
Complete Episode 6
Shop at Angora when?
Complete Episode 7
Moooooo again!
Complete Episode 8
Princess Farmer, Royal Guardian!
Complete Episode 9
Doing something X amount of times in a puzzle
For the following achievements, you need to do something X amount of time during a puzzle.
Do you even lift?
Pull/throw 50 times
See “Swoll Bun”
Buff Bunny
Pull/throw 250 times
See “Swoll Bun”
She’s farmer strong!
Pull/throw 750 times
See “Swoll Bun”
Swoll Bun
Pull/throw 2500 times
This achievement will come naturally while playing through the game and going for the other achievements.
Oooh shiny!
Harvest 1 shiny veggie
See “Diamond Bun”
Sparkle Bun
Harvest 50 shiny veggies
See “Diamond Bun”
Glitter Bun
Harvest 250 shiny veggies
See “Diamond Bun”
Diamond Bun
Harvest 750 shiny veggies
I expect this one to also come naturally, or you have to avoid the shinning vegetables. which would be a challenge on its own :P.
Bountiful Beets
Harvest 5000 beets
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
Copious Carrots
Harvest 5000 carrots
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
Plentiful Potatoes
Harvest 5000 potatoes
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
Gobs of Garlic
Harvest 5000 garlic
See “Sundry Stripey Beets”
Sundry Stripey Beets
Harvest 5000 s*ripey beets
And this is another one you will get before having unlocked all the other achievements and probably even before finishing the game.
Amateur Geologist
Smash 100 rocks
See “Smashy smashy!”
I can smash all day
Smash 250 rocks
See “Smashy smashy!”
Rocks fear me
Smash 500 rocks
See “Smashy smashy!”
Smashy smashy!
Smash 1000 rocks
There are levels with mostly rocks. (They are not in free play available, only in the chapters themselves), but if you still need rocks after completing the game you can always visit such a level, complete it, and then go to the main menu and then back in that chapter with the same playstyle (action, puzzle, balanced) and then do that level again.
Take that, Grumpy Block!
Knock back Grumpy Block 1 time
See “Grumpy Block Mistress”
Bye bye, Grumpy Block!
Knock back Grumpy Block 25 times
See “Grumpy Block Mistress”
Just stay down, Grumpy Block!
Knock back Grumpy Block 50 times
See “Grumpy Block Mistress”
Grumpy Block Mistress
Knock back Grumpy Block 100 times
This can be nicely combined with the achievement “Drenched Bunny” because to survive a storm you need to puch down the grumpy block. See that achievement for more tips.
Damp Bunny
Survive 3 storms
See the achievement “Drenched Bunny”
Muggy Bunny
Survive 10 storms
See the achievement “Drenched Bunny”
Soggy Bunny
Survive 25 storms
See the achievement “Drenched Bunny”
Drenched Bunny
Survive 50 storms
This is one of the most grindy achievements in this game. Because you can only do this on a few chapters on the last puzzle in a chapter. Gladly there is a trick to make it easier. Go to chapter 5 and finish it, but DON’T GO TO BED! Go to the main menu and then back into chapter 5. Walk to the levels again and choose on the map the last level to do this one again. Keep doing this till you get the achievement. WARNING: you’ll get sick by the dialog doing it this way.
Achievements around Rowan’s shop and your house
The following achievements are around your house or in Rowan’s shop, which you can find in chapters 2 till 9.
In Memory of Sophie, the Best Cat
Picked up Sophie
Sophie is the cat in the window of your house. When you leave your house, you get the option to pick up Sophie.
Seven Minutes in Kitty Heaven
Held Sophie for 7 minutes
Hold Sophie for 7 minutes. I’m unsure if this needs to be done in one time or can be broken up. I did it in one try.
First gift!
Receive 1 gift
See “Plethora of BFFs”
Bounty of BFFs
Receive 5 gifts
See “Plethora of BFFs”
Bevy of BFFs
Receive 12 gifts
See “Plethora of BFFs”
Plethora of BFFs
Receive 20 gifts
At the end of each chapter, you will get gifts from the characters you have spoken with and got a certain status with. You’ll get 20 gifts long before having unlocked all the other achievements. So don’t worry about this one.
Low-fi beats to shoppe to
Spend 2 minutes in the shoppe listening to music
See “Shoe Gays”
Chill Bunny
Spend 10 minutes in the shoppe listening to music
See “Shoe Gays”
Shoe Gays
Spend 2 hours in the shoppe listening to music
For this achievement, you need to spend 2 hours in Rowan’s store, which you can find in chapters 2 till 9. For this one I’m also unsure if you need to do it all at once or can break it up. I just let the game run in the background for 2h.
Hare Dye Dreamer
Buy 1 hare dye from shoppe
See “Princess Fashionista”
Chic Bunny
Buy 10 hare dyes from shoppe
See “Princess Fashionista”
Snazzy Bunny
Buy 20 hare dyes from shoppe
See “Princess Fashionista”
Princess Fashionista
Buy 40 hare dyes from shoppe
This achievement will be one of the longest grinds in the game. You’ll have to buy a lot of hare dyes and the last ~20 of those 40 cost between 10k+ and 30k+ coins. I did grind for this by repeating chapter 7, because at the end of it when you have talked with Mother Gaia you’ll receive 10k coins, which seems the most coins you can earn in that amount of time. I would also recommend getting every coin purse you see in a level. It might not many coins but it can make a difference overall.
Chapter or choose answer specific achievements
Beginner Blusher
Blush 10 times
See “Blushiest Blusher”
Brilliant Blusher
Blush 25 times
See “Blushiest Blusher”
Best Blusher
Blush 50 times
See “Blushiest Blusher”
Blushiest Blusher
Blush 100 times
For this, you have to choose the answer where your character will blush. Gladly you can see the facial expression of PF before choosing your answer.
You made a friend!
Get BFF result for one character
I’m pretty sure this result is almost impossible to miss out on during your first playthrough, so don’t worry about it.
First crush!
Get Blushiest Crush result for one character
This one might be the easiest in chapter 2 when you meet Garlic. Choose all the nice answers or those where you’ll be Blushing.
First frenemy!
Get Frenemy result for one character
I’m pretty sure this is another one that is very hard to miss, as in chapter 2 you’ll already meet a strange character, and you’ll meet him a lot more.
The taste of disappointment
Get Disappointed Darling result for one character
This result you can get in chapter 1 if you keep whining about food and choose all the rude or sad answers.
Tears of sadness
Get Glum Chum result for one character
This result you can get in chapter 9. I believe I got it by just choosing all the top answers in that chapter,r but not 100% sure.
Give that bun a stunt double!
Finish the game with Action playstyle
You need to finish chapter 9 with the “action playstyle, you don’t have to play through the whole game with this specific style.
The Royal Puzzler
Finish the game with Puzzle playstyle
You need to finish chapter 9 with the “puzzle playstyle, you don’t have to play through the whole game with this specific style.
The Renaissance Princess
Finish the game with Balanced playstyle
You need to finish chapter 9 with the “balanced playstyle, you don’t have to play through the whole game with this specific style.
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