Steam Achievements
To unlock the following, you have to play the game and collect/Earn achievements. You can find those earned achievements in your Game-Main menu or you can view them if you signup at one of the Steam communities.
| Unlockable: | How to Unlock: | |
| Alchemist | Create every fluid with the Alchemizer | |
| All Warmed Up | Stretch with the class in Sports Dome | |
| Bleb At First Sight | Kiss a Bleb | |
| Closed-Loop System | Drink fluid from your hand | |
| Crash Landed | Reach the school. On fire. | |
| Crystal Clear | Repair all crystal connections in the school | |
| Cutest Fire Hydrant Ever | Extinguish All Fires | |
| H.A.G.S! | Complete the yearbook | |
| High School Crush | Complete Blort’s Story | |
| Isn’t it Grand? | Reach the Grand Hall | |
| It’s PrinciPAL | Enter Principal Glob’s Office | |
| Looks Like New | Fix everything wrong with the school | |
| Now You’re Thinking | Teleport through the portals in the collider | |
| Perfect Pitch | Sing all 5 songs in Auditoriology | |
| Prismatic! | Unlock all Prismi Powers | |
| Ruler of the Gooniverse | Collect all Pirates of the Gooniverse cards | |
| So Swole | Complete Honk’s Story | |
| Star Student | Ace the Game (Get every credit) | |
| That’s a Hoop! | Throw something through every hoop | |
| The Blebst Around | Collect all Blebs | |
| Token Toilet Humor | Make Sunspot poop edible and eat it | |
| Unbeblebable | Create a 6+ bleb conga line | |
| World Saver | Yeet World Ender | |
| Yuwin Cosmonious | Beat the game | |
