List of events that occurs when leaving maps and their consequences.
Contents
Player is too awefulGrav LiftF35Arcade game cabinetWhat to watch first?Space fighterKonkey DongLearn something from the crewHeavy boxesJammed airlockStarbuxRobot that takes its clothes offDead mom jokePit stop to strech a legsExotic dance clubFrakking Toasters referenceDerelict ship and fantasy destinationsAnything is better than these rationsDrink and pilot in a tutuStripclubGive up their shareFighter x forklift raceWhy bother lootingGlowing red thingsMovie quoteOne more roll♥♥♥♥♥♥ engine soundTipped police car
Player is too aweful
| ♥♥♥♥ you! I’m doing my best | You kill * | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| You’re right 🙁 | Thanks, guys | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| This is all Loren’s fault | Woo! | ✔️ | * joins your team |
Grav Lift
| *character* | — | ✖️ | * gains Poorly Animated |
F35
| S*rip it for parts! | Cut that baby down | 💙 | You find a Minigun |
| What’s that part do? | Study the plane | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| What’s that noise? | Help the pilot | ✔️ | * joins your team |
Arcade game cabinet
| Only way to make kids work | I smart | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Only way to make kids werk | 🙁 | ✔️ | * joins your team |
What to watch first?
| Mick and Rorty | Wub a lubba dub dub! | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Stardoor SG1 | ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Goa’uld | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| Home, MD | It’s never lupus | 💚 | Crew healed for 8 HP |
| Past tense of lose | Lost had a better ending than this stupid game | ❌ | * leaves your team |
Space fighter
| Take the space fighter | ♥♥♥♥, I was really hoping for something awesome | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Stick with the old faithful | …I didn’t know * could fly | ❌ | * leaves your team |
Konkey Dong
| Nobody | Everyone’s sad | 🧡 | 25 bolts and 5 wires |
| *character* | Painful silence | ✖️ | * gains All Thumbs |
| *character* | * is the Dongmaster! | ✖️ | * gains Dong Master |
Learn something from the crew
| Oh shut up already | * trips on the leg | ✖️ | * gains Clumsy |
| We’d never abandon you | Wait, he has more food? | 💛 | 5-6 food |
| Are you done? Can we go now? | We’ll make a friend! | 💜 | Discover Gary |
| K | K | ✖️ | * gains Coward |
Heavy boxes
| Red boxes!!! | Exciting | 💙 | You find a Weapon |
| Medical supplies | Er. What? | 💚 | Crew healed for 8 HP |
| Tech gear | Nerd! | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Computer terminal | Sigh… *unzips* | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
Jammed airlock
| *character* | Eureka! | ✖️ | * gains Master Inventor |
| *character* | Ain’t that a ♥♥♥♥♥ | ✖️ | * gains Coward |
Starbux
| Hunt for a Starbux | Groan | 💛 | 1-4 food |
| Look over the edge | Block out the screams | ❌ | * leaves your team |
Robot that takes its clothes off
| Exotic dancer | She’s on the task | ✖️ | * gains Master Inventor |
| Robos*ripper | I’ll start filming immediately? | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Roboho | But… I like her 🙁 | 💙 | You find an RPG |
| Hobot | It’ll be our secret | 🧡 | 50 bolts and 10 wires |
| Stripinator | That’s not s*xy? | ✖️ | * gains Weird AF |
| Crystal | Cheers! | 💛 | 1 food |
| Whatever she prefers | But it has bo*bs… | ⭕ | Lost Blueprint |
Dead mom joke
| No prob – It was fun | Boo yah! | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Please fire Nick | Take the consolation prize | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Please shoot Nick | Uhhhh… Maybe | 💙 | You find a Sniper Rifle |
| Why was Nick even born? | Oh ♥♥♥♥ | ❌ | leaves your team |
Pit stop to strech a legs
| Explore the shop | Eureka! | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Check the freezer | Only if you shower first | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Actually, cockroaches are delicious | ♥♥♥♥ em. *crunch* | ❌ | * leaves your team |
Exotic dance club
| Look at those moves! | Worth it | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| Get a drink or two… | Sweet! … *hic* | 💙 | You find a Weapon |
| Check out a VIP room | I know those feels, bro | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Her dancing is aweful, but look at those curves | Eureka! | 💜 | Discover Gary |
Frakking Toasters reference
| I don’t get it | No, that’s ok | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| This sure isn’t The Galactica | So say we all | 💚 | Crew healed for 12 HP |
| I love Star Trak | Set phasers to stun! | 💙 | You find a Tesla rifle |
Derelict ship and fantasy destinations
| Guns ‘r us | I can be a cowboy | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| all-you-can eat buffeet | With… with their feet? | 💛 | 18-23 food |
| A whoretel | Gross. Unless? | 💙 | You find a Weapon |
| A rare twoseum | I only need one | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
Anything is better than these rations
| Check the tables for leftovers | Sweet, gyros! | 💛 | 4-6 food |
| Hide, quick! | Oh It’s just a person | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Organize the body parts | Ew, but ok | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
Drink and pilot in a tutu
| Pretend to not see it | That may work | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Make fun of the pilot | What was that about the tutu? | ✔️ | * joins your team. |
| Actually, that’s hot | I think I forgot something… | ⭕ | Lost Blueprint |
Stripclub
| Engage the override | I thinks he overreacted | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| Let him have his fun – I’ll watch the ship | Hack the planet | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| He can go, but I’m not staying | I guess he’s with us now | ✔️ | * joins your team |
Give up their share
| Nobody | Wait, the ship has guns? | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| *character* | Wait, he has medkits? | 💚 | Crew healed for 4 HP |
Fighter x forklift race
| We don’t have time for this | Diligence is the mother of good fortune | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| I’ve got $20 on the fighter | * won’t need rations anymore | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| I’m team forklift | The Crew rejoices | 💚 | Crew healed for 8 HP |
Why bother looting
| Play games! | Oh no! | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| No slackers here! | Let’s use this | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
Glowing red things
| Science experiments gone wrong | I get it now | 🧡 | 29 wires |
| Haunted by dead crew | Sigh of relief | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Rows of frozen bodies | This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| Glowstick rave | Check her pockets for glowsticks | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Portal to hell | History is boring | ✖️ | * gains Very Normal |
Movie quote
| Purpose | Definitely not. | ✖️ | * gains Angelic |
| Coincidence | I don’t get it. What? | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| That was the best line from any movie ever | Thank you, kind sir | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
One more roll
| Charisma check | *character* must be a bard | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Constitution check | He ate too much processed food anyways | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| Intelligence check | Thanks… Wait, who is the BBEG? | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Dexterity check | Who says cheaters never prosper? | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
♥♥♥♥♥♥ engine sound
| Check the shop | Squeal with glee | 💜 | Discover Blueprint |
| Look, a car accident! | Whew. That was a close one. | ✔️ | * joins your team |
| Is… is that a s*rip club? | Hoot and Holler | 💚 | Crew healed for 4 HP |
Tipped police car
| ♥♥♥♥ on the police car | What a way to go | ❌ | * leaves your team |
| Pop the pig’s trunk! | Oops they did it again | 💙 | You find a Shotgun |
| Break the lights | She is hiding from the cops? She’ll fit right in | ✔️ | * joins your team |
Written by Max Rainwell
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